being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.